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Thursday, November 19, 2009

Boredom

Boredom is regular part of Nathan's life. It is the essence of what is Nathan. Example conversation of me on AIM.
Johnny: hey
Nathan: heyo
Johnny: wuts up.
Nathan: nm, as usual
Johnny: do u want to come ovr.
Nathan: No I'm to busy being bored,
Johnny: CHUBZO!
Nathan: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
And the rest is just random words/lyrics. Surprisingly it is totally weeglee. As I was saying I do stuff when I'm bored. Like code random stuff, and do psychtherapy on my computer.
Speaking of which....... example conversation.

I am the psychotherapist.  Please, describe your problems.  Each time
you are finished talking, type RET twice.

Today I woke up with a bad hangover, and when I pissed it burned.

Are you pissed often?

No, because I use stress thingos.

Is it because you use stress thingos that you came to me?

No, because I need you to cure my need to rape.

Does it bother you that you need me to cure your need to rape?

Slighly

Can you elaborate on that?

No

Why not?

Are you annoyed that I ask that?

YES!

I see...  Well, why do you say this is so?

Will you have sex with me

Perhaps you could avoid such unwholesome thoughts.

Perhaps you should do your job

What makes you believe perhaps I should do my job?

I have a need for cheese

Earlier you said you felt pissed?

No, I said it burns when I pee and I piss in swiss cheese

What happened when you pee and you piss in swiss cheese?

It burned!

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