Procratination

LIVE FROM SCHOOL, ITS ME PROCRASTINATING.

Revival

THE BLOG SHALL LIVE!

World Domination Alert

If you don't know,  us at Holy Unity are concerned about the welfare of all. So when we say that Google is going to take over the world. We mean it. I mean they have a service for everything, blog posting (aka Blogger which is what i'm posting through rite now), Cellphone (Google Voice), Mail (Gmail) they record everything, if so they can make a service accessible to anyone that has all info in the WORLD! Check out these websites http://www.googleworlddomination.com/  http://www.google-watch.org/  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRj2HJx5Il0

Good Luck with that...

Music

Lately I've been listening to some weird, funny, perverted, music.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTqD7I3Dksw&NR=1

Boredom

Boredom is regular part of Nathan's life. It is the essence of what is Nathan. Example conversation of me on AIM.
Johnny: hey
Nathan: heyo
Johnny: wuts up.
Nathan: nm, as usual
Johnny: do u want to come ovr.
Nathan: No I'm to busy being bored,
Johnny: CHUBZO!
Nathan: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
And the rest is just random words/lyrics. Surprisingly it is totally weeglee. As I was saying I do stuff when I'm bored. Like code random stuff, and do psychtherapy on my computer.
Speaking of which....... example conversation.

I am the psychotherapist.  Please, describe your problems.  Each time
you are finished talking, type RET twice.

Today I woke up with a bad hangover, and when I pissed it burned.

Are you pissed often?

No, because I use stress thingos.

Is it because you use stress thingos that you came to me?

No, because I need you to cure my need to rape.

Does it bother you that you need me to cure your need to rape?

Slighly

Can you elaborate on that?

No

Why not?

Are you annoyed that I ask that?

YES!

I see...  Well, why do you say this is so?

Will you have sex with me

Perhaps you could avoid such unwholesome thoughts.

Perhaps you should do your job

What makes you believe perhaps I should do my job?

I have a need for cheese

Earlier you said you felt pissed?

No, I said it burns when I pee and I piss in swiss cheese

What happened when you pee and you piss in swiss cheese?

It burned!

For more coversations between awesome people and the PsychoTheRapist click here

Contra

Up up down down left right left right b a start, it seems you never fail us

Creativity

Well, due to my yearning to be creative I have wrote a poem,

There once was a pie,

Thy young pie had no bread of rye,

It didn't come near a pig sty.

Said I.

So don't lie,

This pie is does not contain an eye.

My inspiration was,

http://library.thinkquest.org/J002235/limericks.html

This one is by far the best,

There was an old man from Peru
Who dreamt he was eating his shoe
He awoke in the night
In a terrible fright
And found it was perfectly true...

Anyway, I would like to tell you about the song I am writing it starts like this......

"Oh **** Yeah I'm *****ing the mother *****ing ******, you better watch your *** cuz im gonna **** it up." Thats the first line, my inspiration for this one was the dirty version of about every popular hip-hop/rap song. Example: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2bfLjFRmzQ

l So yeah, I'm not painting a picture or anything. I'm not that creative. The only picture I wil