Good Luck with that...
Procratination
13 years ago
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
World Domination Alert
If you don't know, us at Holy Unity are concerned about the welfare of all. So when we say that Google is going to take over the world. We mean it. I mean they have a service for everything, blog posting (aka Blogger which is what i'm posting through rite now), Cellphone (Google Voice), Mail (Gmail) they record everything, if so they can make a service accessible to anyone that has all info in the WORLD! Check out these websites http://www.googleworlddomination.com/ http://www.google-watch.org/ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRj2HJx5Il0
Monday, November 23, 2009
Music
Lately I've been listening to some weird, funny, perverted, music.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTqD7I3Dksw&NR=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTqD7I3Dksw&NR=1
Thursday, November 19, 2009
Boredom
Boredom is regular part of Nathan's life. It is the essence of what is Nathan. Example conversation of me on AIM.
Johnny: hey
Nathan: heyo
Johnny: wuts up.
Nathan: nm, as usual
Johnny: do u want to come ovr.
Nathan: No I'm to busy being bored,
Johnny: CHUBZO!
Nathan: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
And the rest is just random words/lyrics. Surprisingly it is totally weeglee. As I was saying I do stuff when I'm bored. Like code random stuff, and do psychtherapy on my computer.
Speaking of which....... example conversation.
I am the psychotherapist. Please, describe your problems. Each time
you are finished talking, type RET twice.
Today I woke up with a bad hangover, and when I pissed it burned.
Are you pissed often?
No, because I use stress thingos.
Is it because you use stress thingos that you came to me?
No, because I need you to cure my need to rape.
Does it bother you that you need me to cure your need to rape?
Slighly
Can you elaborate on that?
No
Why not?
Are you annoyed that I ask that?
YES!
I see... Well, why do you say this is so?
Will you have sex with me
Perhaps you could avoid such unwholesome thoughts.
Perhaps you should do your job
What makes you believe perhaps I should do my job?
I have a need for cheese
Earlier you said you felt pissed?
No, I said it burns when I pee and I piss in swiss cheese
What happened when you pee and you piss in swiss cheese?
It burned!
For more coversations between awesome people and the PsychoTheRapist click here
Johnny: hey
Nathan: heyo
Johnny: wuts up.
Nathan: nm, as usual
Johnny: do u want to come ovr.
Nathan: No I'm to busy being bored,
Johnny: CHUBZO!
Nathan: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
And the rest is just random words/lyrics. Surprisingly it is totally weeglee. As I was saying I do stuff when I'm bored. Like code random stuff, and do psychtherapy on my computer.
Speaking of which....... example conversation.
I am the psychotherapist. Please, describe your problems. Each time
you are finished talking, type RET twice.
Today I woke up with a bad hangover, and when I pissed it burned.
Are you pissed often?
No, because I use stress thingos.
Is it because you use stress thingos that you came to me?
No, because I need you to cure my need to rape.
Does it bother you that you need me to cure your need to rape?
Slighly
Can you elaborate on that?
No
Why not?
Are you annoyed that I ask that?
YES!
I see... Well, why do you say this is so?
Will you have sex with me
Perhaps you could avoid such unwholesome thoughts.
Perhaps you should do your job
What makes you believe perhaps I should do my job?
I have a need for cheese
Earlier you said you felt pissed?
No, I said it burns when I pee and I piss in swiss cheese
What happened when you pee and you piss in swiss cheese?
It burned!
For more coversations between awesome people and the PsychoTheRapist click here
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
Creativity
Well, due to my yearning to be creative I have wrote a poem,
There once was a pie,
Thy young pie had no bread of rye,
It didn't come near a pig sty.
Said I.
So don't lie,
This pie is does not contain an eye.
My inspiration was,
http://library.thinkquest.org/J002235/limericks.html
This one is by far the best,
There was an old man from Peru
Who dreamt he was eating his shoe
He awoke in the night
In a terrible fright
And found it was perfectly true...
Who dreamt he was eating his shoe
He awoke in the night
In a terrible fright
And found it was perfectly true...
Anyway, I would like to tell you about the song I am writing it starts like this......
"Oh **** Yeah I'm *****ing the mother *****ing ******, you better watch your *** cuz im gonna **** it up." Thats the first line, my inspiration for this one was the dirty version of about every popular hip-hop/rap song. Example: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2bfLjFRmzQ
l So yeah, I'm not painting a picture or anything. I'm not that creative. The only picture I wil
Sunday, November 1, 2009
Science Test
Well heres a dilema. I can't find my notes because I name everything cereal. Gabe doesn't have them because he was sick. The test is tommorow. Damn it.
Nathan
Nathan
Thursday, October 22, 2009
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
POTATOES....
Yup... Peel Potatoe, peel peel potatoe, now eat, eat potatoe. I actually don't like potatoes that much...
Nathan DOES!! POTATO! I am a potato
Nathan DOES!! POTATO! I am a potato
Snapple Caps
Snapple caps are amazing, because you can click them, and give you the meaning of life through their strange facts. Although we all know its 42. Kakzi has a Snapple Cap, he is annoying the crap of everyone.
GAMES!
Are you ridiculously bored on this blog? Kakzi added games, so go to the bottom of the page. NOOOOOOOOOW! Please?
~Kakzi
~Kakzi
Cereal
Nathan likes Cereal, Gabe Likes Cereal. Nathan prefers a cereal that gets mushy after time in milk. Gabe likes the crunchy stuff... Although, he also like oat of the meal... Oooohh..... Nathan also is a potatoe... Thank you..
Welcome Minions....
I hope you feel good, because you are now trapped in our BLOG!!! OOOhhhh. Not really, just wanted it to sound cool. Well, have a nice day, and welcome to our sucky blog...
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